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svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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"I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing."

- Neil Gaiman (via psych-facts)
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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via prettygayunicorns)

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spoken-not-written:

how to build stairs: a step-by-step guide

(via prettygayunicorns)

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cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(via rapunzelsgreeneyes)

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cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

(via turnmy)

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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via turnmy)

Source: jaydenw